Alien Love

Farmers know beautiful days better than the rest of us. The time of resurgence of the Earth, a perfect time to be bountiful with their harvest. It is an innate feeling, the feeling of the enlightened, secure in their own domain. Farmers have the edge because they commune with nature almost mystically. Therefore, on that perfect summer day in 1957, Antonio Boas, plowing his field with his trusty tracker, was going about his daily routine. But, something caught his eye. It was a light from above. Of course, he did not mistake the bright light for being the sun. This was a different light, intense and mystifying. The light touched the ground, and, being of a curious nature, Antonio approached it. However, every time he did this, the light would jump away from him, almost playing an electric game of tag. Soon, the light disappeared altogether. Kinda quizzical at what it was all about, Antonio went home and told his brother. This was Brazil in the 50's, an unchanging time of the same old same old. After conferring with his brother, Antonio chalked it up to just a freak incident. The following night, though, in the field, it happened again. The bright light reappeared. Stronger, more intense. This time it did not play hide and go seek, but, descended. When the light got very close to Antonio, he made out a shape. It was an egg shape airship. Naturally, he panicked. He turned his tractor that he had been riding on around. Or, he attempted to. The tractor, which had been in perfect working condition, suddenly stalled. In the next instant, Antonio claims he was surrounded by four, small, grayish beings. They dragged him aboard the craft and, of all things, they stripped him of his clothes....... Now, if you have been skeptical up to now on what Antonio Boas saw and experienced, it now goes into pessimistic overdrive. Boas claims he was given a sponge bath by the aliens with a clear, thick liquid. Then, he was taken to another part of the spaceship, seated on a ''humped couch'', and was abandoned. Fearing for his life, he anxiously awaited what would happen next. Soon, clouds of acrid gray smoke engulfed the room and made Antonio physically sick. He threw up. When he finally felt better, Antonio noticed he was no longer alone. What was with him was, in his own words, a naked woman with the most gorgeous body he had ever seen on a woman. That was the good news. The bad news was her face, or, whatever she had on top of her body. The face had large, slanted eyes, barely a nose or lips, and bright, red pubic hair. Basically, Lucille Ball in her later years. But, apparently, Antonio was desperate for companionship with any creature [a farm animal, as any Green Bay Packer fan knows, will only go so far] so, he had sexual relations with this close encounter, not once but twice. According Antonio, his ''partner'' seemed quite pleased with the encounter [leave it to any guy to boast about any sexual act!]. Antonio's space romp ended with his dalliance collecting some sperm samples from their union together. Then, she strangely pointed to her abdomen, then skyward. Was she telling Antonio that she was already knocked up by him? And, what was he gonna do about alien support for the offspring? Very soon after, Antonio claims, he was resurrected back to Earth, and the alien ship disappeared. The only aftereffects, he stated, was a terrible feeling of radiation sickness. He would have no further contact with any aliens. I'm not surprised.  I'm sure his partner in intergalactic sex promised to call him the next day. But, you know how aliens are once they have gotten what they want from you........Human claims of sex with aliens have been around as long as we have been fascinated by U.F.O.'s. I'm not talking sex with illegal aliens from the Mexican border, but, hardcore, nasty, naughty, galaxies pounding buggering from both sides of the sun. Stories like Antonio Boas may be a tall tale, but, they may also be true. For many people who claim to have abducted by aliens, there are very even tales of body probing and fondling and feelings of violation. Kinda like drinking with Bill Cosby. Still, it is not too much of a stretch to think that the aliens may indulge in sex with us Earthlings. It is plausible. They wanna know how us Earth people get our groove on. Why not throw an alien hosebag, from the the bars on Rush Street on Mars, looking for some forbidden love that she will never tell her father about? Every planet has their women that will sleep with anyone for fifteen minutes of fame. On Earth, we give them a show on ''E!'' and call it ''The Kardashians.'' So, if it entirely reasonable, if you buy into alien contact, then both sides would go all of the way and do the nasty. The question is, who benefits the most from it?....... I'm thinking the alien side does. After all, they are interested in the scientific research angle, possibly, to better understand other life forms from other planets and finding a means to assimilate with said life forms. Us Earth beings are just looking for a kinky time so you can tell the boys at the local saloon, ''Yeah, well, I fucked an alien! Beat that story!'' And, I'm sure that the stories will be embellished to a point where the alien was ''begging me to do it!''......... The fascination of E.T.'s is one of life's greatest interests. Who hasn't looked upwards and thought there might be intelligent life somewhere out there. I've thought of that looking at Cleveland. And, I am under the firm belief that we have been contacted from that far away alien zip code. Scientists and U.F.O. researchers trace contact from outer space to when we started sending up satellites in the late 1940's. We bounced same electronic rays off a few planets, some distant life form sees and feels those rays, and next thing we know, these aliens are putting on their best Sunday-Go-Courting clothes and they are winging it to the third planet from the sun. Roswell, New Mexico is the strongly rumored landing patch for them. In 1947, so the rumor goes, an alien craft crashed in Roswell, aliens died, and the government took the carcasses and the crashed ship to study. Various people claim to have seen the ship and the dead bodies. And, the drawings---really, rough sketches--- of the remnants show the aliens and their space SVU to be what we all imagined them to be: very thin, skeleton-like, with bulging eyes, a slit for a nose and mouth, no neck, and a body that comes with very little chest or torso. If you throw on some chic clothes, you have a fashion model from Calvin Klein........ Sure, there are many con artists who tried to jump on the U.F.O. bandwagon and have testified to their contact with the Men From Mars. Most of these people are easy to detect. They cannot complete a sentence, have a look like they just had sex with their sister, the billygoat. A bath is a swear word to them, along with a toothbrush. They take time off from working at Wal-Mart to say how they have met the dreaded alien creatures and the aliens are their new pals. It strains the credibility angle, though, to think that if these people did meet up with other life forms, the aliens didn't turn tail and get the fuck away from these pod people. Just think, if you are little E.T., away on his 8th grade field trip to Earth, what kind of luck do you have if you meet a ''higher life'' form and he turns out to be one of the ''Dukes Of Hazzard?'' I would be pissed and frightened. Why would they go further on and want anything to do with us? Yeah, there is the domination theory. They could control us. But, I'm thinking the aliens would not want to come all of this way and destroy us. Study us, yes. Learn from us, absolutely. To come with hate a long-distance sounds awful unrealistic. After all, I'm believing the aliens have no concept of hate and war. We humans have cornered all of that by ourselves....... I believe in aliens [also, ghosts]. I would love to meet an alien. The probing of my private areas doesn't suit me. I save that for my yearly physical. No, I am interested in the Different. By that, I mean, something new and exciting. Humans are really starting to bother me with their endless and sad search for control and power and degradation of their fellow men and women. Perhaps, a nice invasion by the ;E.T.'s is what we need to make ourselves more loving for each other. Many people refuse to be taught and listen. They would rather talk and lecture. A new order of life form would be an interesting alternative.......... Did Antonio Boas have sex with the Creature from Outer Space? Of course, no one knows. I never heard of this story until recently when I was reading a book about aliens. But, lets believe it is true. Put yourself in the mind frame of the aliens. They come all of this way, risking whatever their death form is, to contact us and meld with us in a way they must know is very special to humans. The act of love. There is almost something pure and innocent about this coupling. Kinda like Adam and Eve in the garden.........