I Need a Skull Purge!!!

I know, at my tender age of 45, that I have more years behind me than in front of me. Or, as they say in golf, I'm playing the ''back nine''. That is okay with me. At this put, however, I wish I can save the pertinent and meaningful facts I know and shit can all the rest. For instance, I used to know Einstein's Theory Of Relativity. I'll be damned if I know it now. But, I still remember who Charo is. I used to be a darn good speller and history buff. Now, I get confused if a word doesn't look right to me. Before, I used to hit a ball pretty good. Last week, a 90 year old woman with a walker beat me in arm wrestling. All right that last one didn't happen--- she was 80-- but, lately I'm thinking of what to ''delete'' and what to ''save''. It is a shame we can't. Imagine the freedom that you would have if the bad memories and sad moments were erased and only the good stand out. That relationship that broke your heart--- gone. The horrible moments of seeing a loved one suffer--- gone. Embarrassing times in school-- gone, gone, gone!!! What peace of mind all that would be!!! I know you learn as much from the bad as the good. I have, God knows. So, I'm thinking, the next great invention should be the erasure of bad memories after you reach 40--- I picked that number because at this age you should have done things in your life and learned a few things , plus, that is the beginning of when your body becomes your mortal enemy and betrays you. Perhaps it will be a machine that does the skull purge. Or, most likely, a drug. But, there will be side effects like trouble sleeping, urinating every 5 minutes, an erection that lasts 4 weeks, and liking clowns. So, lets get on with the invention and let me live in peace not knowing the song, ''When Its Time To Change'' by the Brady Bunch.... You laugh, but,  a light just went on in your brain and released that song for you to hum!!!